The Menagerie
A conglomerate of craftspersons and engineers dedicated to furthering technology, providing goods and services, and pushing the boundaries of modern Eorzean technological principles.
Worker Mammet
Worker Mammets are humanoid shaped metal mammets with fully articulable thumbs. They can easily carry push pull or lift 2 tonze. They are constructed out of titanium or duraluminum if weight is a concern. They can be programmed with basic commands for general duty work, but are incapable of taking on advanced work such as constructing other mammets.
Servant Mammet
Servant Mammets are a gussied up worker Mammet frame with a voice module installed, higher memory allotment, and less sturdy frame. Servant Mammets are capable of being programmed with basic to advanced commands, can cook, clean, do house repairs, and more. They are also capable of finer manipulation of their digits allowing them more utility than worker mammets, but less durability. Servant Mammets are humanoid in shape and have no distinguishing features. Speech capable.
Realtek Best Friend
Realtek Best Friends are the Menageries answer to loneliness. This Mammet is a complex work of art. Each Realtek Best Friend looks exactly as its owner desires. Any race, any gender, any height and weight. Realtek Best Friends are made of a duraluminum frame, with Realskin layered on top that is indistinguishable from the real thing. They are allotted with a high amount of processing power, a sublearning system that adapts based on real time feedback from the end user, and are temperature regulated to add to their realism.
They emulate a real person to the best of their abilities and are capable of emulating emotion. The parameters of their behavior are set completely by their owner. If someone has recordings, voice logs, and behaviors written out, the Mammet can learn and emulate that person down to their ticks.WARNING : Realtek Best Friends ARE NOT REAL PEOPLE. PLEASE DO NOT PLACE FRAGILE OBJECTS IN ANY ORIFICE OF THE REALTEK BEST FRIEND. THE MENAGERIE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PERSONAL INJURY DUE TO NEGLIGENCE.
Realtek Friend with Benefits
The same as the Realtek Best Friend, but more…personal. The Realtek FWB model is equipped with genitalia of the person’s choosing. The genitalia emulates all function of what a normal person would, but with synthetic fluid production. No risk of pregnancy here! Lewd, but because they were asked for, Talon has created them. You can stick your hand in this one, you wont lose it.Consumer Notice : Realtek FWB models have their own sex drive programmed in. Realtek FWB’s require consent before engaging with, or being engaged upon. This is non-negotiable and cannot be programmed out. While 99% of the time, this Mammet will not deny you your pleasure, it retains the right to say no. It has been programmed in such a way that it can recognize abuse, and will return to the Menagerie through forceful means if placed in such a position. It will then be decommissioned and scrapped for parts. Dont kill your FWB.
Regalia MK I
The base model Regalia, 230 Chocobopower. Zero to sixty malms an hour in six seconds. Barebones leather interior with wood trim highlights, small radio installed for entertainment, and hardtop only. Comes in color of your choice. 36,000 Malm bumper to bumper warranty, exclusions apply.
Regalia MK II
An upgraded model of the Regalia. 300 Chocobopower, zero to sixty in four and a half seconds. Higher quality leather interior with more additional wood accents, ambient RGB lighting, and a better dashboard offering real-time specs of the vehicle. Sound system equipped with tweeters, subwoofer and midranges. Available in convertible or hard top models, extra fees apply. Bumper to Bumper warranty up to 36,000 Malms with emergency roadside assistance.
Regalia Ifrit Trails Edition
Special edition Regalia, limited production, numbered run of 50 vehicles. 520 chocobopower, zero to sixty in three seconds. Extremely powerful engine, low stance for better handling, and custom aggressive bodykit featuring an air intake on the front hood for better engine combustion. Stitched leather interior in red accents. All stitching is done in black giving it a sleek look. Enhanced long range radio system with ‘Menagerie Customs’ sound system with subwoofer included. Comes in convertible, hard top, or convertible hardtop configurations. Roll bar and accessories optional. This limited run is coated in special edition Ifrit Red paint. Wheels are black spoked alloy wheels with custom painted red brake pads for extra eye candy.Number Left : 50
Regalia Rat Pack
The Speed Demon’s dream. 720 Chocobopower. Zero to Sixty in two and a half seconds. Guzzles ceruleum like its water, and definitely hard to drive, but boy is she fast. Aggressive half ilm high stance, sport tuned suspension, aerodynamic body kit, wide wheels, and full manual controls. The entire frame, engine, and body were pieced together by hand. The interior is barebones, featuring only necessary controls, monitoring systems, and an additional switch for nitrated ceruleum injection for pushing the vehicle past its limits. Equipped with a twelve speaker 'Menagerie Customs' audio kit fine tuned for nearly perfect frequency reproduction, its all you need to live fast and die hard.Warning, loss of control at high speeds is extremely likely, drive with caution.
Basic Prosthetics
The Menagerie heavily specializes in prosthetic limbs. We offer standard prosthetic limbs that are functional and sturdy. They do not break easily and can take a beating. These standard prostheses offer no mechanical effect and are what you would typically see come from a chirugeon but are much higher quality. We take great care in the selection of materials and work on each piece individually, adding designs, paint, and engravings at the customers request. We custom size each piece we create in conjunction with the client in order to ensure perfect fits, every time.
Advanced Prosthetics
The pinnacle of Menagerie's Engineering. Developed in part thanks to a few of Talon’s smarter friends from Sharlayan and a need for new arms.The external appearance of these prosthetics is a metal casing that emulates the lost limb or appendage. Its more functional than pretty, but customization is possible upon request. The Menagerie is capable of making the appendage look real with use of its Realtek rubber blend to cover it if so desired.All of the advanced prosthetics are powered by imported Aetheroreactive crystals from Sharlayan and an amalgamation of crystal infused wiring, gears and pulleys. The casing itself is made out of titanium to prevent breakage. The internals are padded for shock absorption, and are suitable for general use and combat.In order to use our advanced prosthetics the subject will need to learn how to control and manipulate their aether. The crystals that line the innards of the limb react with aether and can be manipulated. Much like a phantom limb, the subject need simply think the action and the limb will emulate reactively to the thoughts. In the beginning, there is significant lag time, and it takes approximately two moons to acclimate with the prosthetic proper. Over time, and after much practice this becomes second nature for most users.If someone is a follower of Monkhood, this attunement process is extremely easy, as manipulating your inner chakras is 1 for 1 how one needs to operate the prosthetic.Lastly there are two options for attaching the limb.Option one is via an implanted titanium socket with an aetheroreactive shard at the end. The surgical procedure involves grafting a titanium housing onto the end of the lost limb, while implanting the shard into bone. This allows for constant operation, and functions as a total replacement working off of the bodies ambient aether supply.Option two is less invasive and the usual preferred method. A simple harness, strap, or socket for the missing limb/appendage. The prosthetic is then attached to the assembly, and acts as a receptor for the subjects Aether. The only downside is as follows. Due to not being implanted directly within the body, the subject must constantly exert Aether past their normal bodily expenditure to manipulate the prosthetic due to it not being part of the body. This can result in fatigue over extended periods of time, though stamina can be trained.All advanced prosthetics come with written instructions that describe the attuning process.
Construct 14 Model-Menagerie
The Construct 14 Model-Menagerie is a modified Construct 14. A ripped Garlean design amped up with Talon’s own mischief. The Arms house twin 40mm Grenade disbursement systems that can fire gunbreaker cartridges with ease. The chest houses a reloadable single use laser beam that can cut through 5 ilm of steel like its butter. Augmented flightpack allows for increased aerial maneuverability. Lastly, the Menagerie has developed a remote control system for the Zeta Model allowing remote control up to 5 malm away. Suggested uses…Battlefield Skirmisher, long distance recon, general assault.
Construct 14 Model-Spearhead
The Workhorse frame has been designed with transportation and frontlining in mind. The frame is heavily armored with Titanium and Adamantine plating, as well as ceramic blast plates. Augmented servos and hydraulics as well as a proprietary ceruleum based engine and core increase the carrying and push/pull capacity of the Workhorse by a whopping 300%. Suggested uses include hauling in artillery emplacements, walkers, and other heavy equipment. Other suggested uses, battering ram, heavy frontline attacker.
Construct 14 Model-Longarm
The Longarm is a stripped down Construct 14. All of its armor plating has been removed in favor of adding terrain stabilizers and weight to its lower half. On its back are two large, mounted artillery cannons. The Longarm is capable of self determining coordinates for fire when left unmanned, but results are better with a few artillerists giving it direction. The Longarm is best suited to long range engagements and bombarding the enemy from afar. Artillery shells not included. The Longarm is capable of rapid deployment, and redeployment with an advancing rearguard.
Standard Weapons and Armor (Free!)
The Menagerie engineering team can hand craft any weapon or armor for you! Rare materials will need to be provided to the engineering team so that they can work on your order, there may be delays in production if you require the Menagerie to source the material components for you.The weapons the Menagerie engineering team are known for are usually things that require a bit more precision during production. Mechanist arms, general firearms, bombs, grenades, specialized Gunbreaker cartridges, and related items are typically where we shine.The Engineering team is adept at traditional smithing. our standard arms and armors are nothing to scoff at. The quality is fantastic, but they are plain and typically don't stand out in a crowd. Menagerie smiths prefer function over form unless a custom design is being commissioned. Our motto is simple, a pretty sword won't save your life, but a well made one will.
Custom RP Weapons, Armor, or Consumables (100k+)
The Menagerie offers boutique RP weapons that we make with your input. I am a veteran of DnD and tabletop RPGs, so I love creating thoughtful and unique weapons that synergize with fighting styles and themes. If you have a general idea of something you want, I will work with you to draft up a small document that contains lore on your weapon, abilities you can produce from the weapon, its weaknesses and strengths, and whatever else you might like. I am not an artist, at this time I do not offer custom art of the designed weapons, but this will be offered in the future. I try to keep all of my designs lore friendly, unless you want it to be something lore bendy, or non lore related, in which case please let me know accordingly.Cost : Because this requires a lot of time and thoughtfulness on my part, I would like to work out a gil price with the client. My ideal starting point is 100k gil, and then more depending on how complex the weapon would need to be and how much detail the client wants written out.What you get: A document outlining the weapon, its inspiration and history, its functions, special attacks that can be done with it, general mechanisms and how they work. Art can be provided, but has to be agreed upon (im practicing drawing weapons.)
Engineering Team (wip)
Striking Talon
Kikimori Kimori